Secret Service to Determine if Ted Nugent is Serious, or Suffering from “Catch Scratch Fever”

April 19, 2012 – Ted Nugent, the “Motor City Madman” will be interviewed by the U.S. Secret Service in Oklahoma today regarding his broadcast remarks aimed at President Obama leaving many to wonder will the Motor City Madman’s premonition come early landing him “in jail”.

Ted Nugent, a NRA and staunch Mitt Romney supporter led a wild charged speech to his listeners and Republican Party followers last weekend claiming if, Obama gets reelected this year he will either, “[sic]… be dead or in jail by this time next year.” This statement was only small portion of a rather strange rant by the former rock star, in which he referred to the current administration as evil, urging faithful NRA followers to clean house this November insisting the group should, “chop their heads off in November.”

Nugent furthered his rant with such anecdotes as, “If the coyote’s in your living room, pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him,” denouncing the Obama and his administration as criminals apparently intent on turning the country into a suburb of Indonesia.

Only the Secret Service will determine if the former rock star turned, right-wing radical is either serious, or suffering from “Cat Scratch Fever”.

The Romney campaign has turned tail and distanced themselves from one of their championed followers since the incident.

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